2023 UFO Company Response

 Greetings all people of planet Earth, I come to you now as a humble turtle in a shell to report on recent events.  It would be correctly said that another turtle shell is a company of the Goliath Energy Corporation, and that the Goliath Energy Corporation operates out of the United States Of America.  Furthermore, it would be seen that in recent weeks American airspace has been violated so egregiously that USAF fighters were forced to destroy four craft over American air space using air to air missile.  In addition to this, only the first airborne vehicle was confirmed to be of human origin, while the other three were reported to be unidentified.  As a turtle I would find this to be most concerning.  However, I know that our shells will protect us from hazards known and unknown.  Consequently, I would encourage all citizens of planet Earth to work together to protect their common heritage through gentle acts of cooperation.  If we succeed in this endeavor, we shall be able to overcome any obstacles to our future success as a species.  In the meantime, we shall work towards defeating any enemy which knows no legal order, in order to ensure the future prosperity of posterity.  For these reasons, we remain a humble turtle in the service of much greater powers.  I thank you acknowledging this diatribe, and I encourage you to seek answers to those questions which you find most perplexing.  Perhaps, through this common endeavor, we shall arrive at an answer.  Until then I can only say good bye and good luck!

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